Celebrating the 5th Anniversary of my 29th Birthday at Disneyland. She’s my favorite character from the L. Carroll novel. I wonder if that’s a man inside that costume.
carrousel de paris, originally uploaded by foodcoma.
Grandma’s 91st Birthday, originally uploaded by foodcoma.
What do you get someone who is turning 91? Well, you have a ten course banquet meal with all your relatives and you also send a nice birthday card with a Hello Kitty lucky envelope (with cash).
Happy Birthday, Grandma! I suppose the spanking machine is out of the question.
I spent another week exploring Zion National Park. Despite this being my third time visiting, I got to experience new things completely outside of my comfort zone. Including but not limited to rapelling off 50 foot cliffs, trying to get a slot canyon WITHOUT climbing and hiking through semi-waist deep waters.
I woke up with an awful headache this morning and now I’m back in the office dealing with the usual Monday bullshit. HOWEVER, Monday won’t be as painful because I can start watching The Tonight Show again! I bailed after Johnny Carson left because I thought Jay Leno sounded like a complete idiot. Listening to him interview celebrities was like watching a 6th grader interview for a class newspaper.
I love you, Conan O’Brien. Now that you live in California, please come visit me. I make a mean sangria.
A friend sent this link over to me this morning and thought this was definitely the reason why I don’t have a gym membership. Also, I think gyms smell like ass on a hot day in New York City. Incidentally, I was at Trader Joe’s last night after a short run and had an exchange with the cashier when he asked me if I ran on a treadmill at the gym. I told him that I didn’t belong to a gym because it made me feel like a hamster on a wheel. I also think for me it’s another place to feel alienated, you know, like high school or church.
December 1975 – Santa Monica, CA
A million mad props to my mom for putting up with a lot of my crap. Also, thanks for changing your mind about sending me to an all girls Catholic high school.






