A friend sent this link over to me this morning and thought this was definitely the reason why I don’t have a gym membership.  Also, I think gyms smell like ass on a hot day in New York City.  Incidentally, I was at Trader Joe’s last night after a short run and had an exchange with the cashier when he asked me if I ran on a treadmill at the gym.  I told him that I didn’t belong to a gym because it made me feel like a hamster on a wheel.  I also think for me it’s another place to feel alienated, you know, like high school or church.



Happy Mother’s Day!, originally uploaded by foodcoma.

December 1975 – Santa Monica, CA

A million mad props to my mom for putting up with a lot of my crap. Also, thanks for changing your mind about sending me to an all girls Catholic high school.

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I have this photo framed in my home office (which I lovingly refer to as the ‘lady cave)’.  I would totally buy all of her photos and hang them in my home.  I love the feel of these images -  dreamlike, hazy and a bit whimsical.   She uses ‘polaroids,  film,  polaroid transfers,  emultion lifts hand stamping and gocco printing’.  Check out  bluecitrusarts’ etsy shop here.

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I’m taking my mother out to an early Mother’s Day dinner this weekend at a fancy schmany restaurant.  The only problem with this is that there is a required dress code (smart attire). What does that even mean? I’m sure it doesn’t mean jeans and blue Jack Purcell’s.  H needs a new pair of slacks to wear to dinner and I’d rather have steel rods driven into my skull than go clothes shopping with him.  I’m actually NOT one of those women who loves to shop w/ her man pointing out what he should wear and buy.  That is a slow, painful death to me.  The only help he gets from me is being pushed in the direction of J.Crew or Banana Republic and let the women/gay man help him once he’s in there. This time, a guy friend recommended Bonobos.  While their trousers are a bit pricey, the fit is fantastic.  They have a nice little video on the history of pants that is most educational.  I’m sure we’ve all seen the unfortunate khaki diaper butt look now and then.

scorpion_4zodiacchart-204x250Scorpio Oct 24 – Nov 21

Love means something different to everyone, but you immediately come to mind whenever polite indifference is mentioned.

Yep, that sounds about right.  But only when I have to endure lengthy watercooler conversations about American Idol.  Horoscopes, along with Pandora*,  apparently have a million insights into my soul.

Via The Onion

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* Except when they play Jack Johnson. Please stop playing Jack Johnson.

After being together for many years (18 years to be exact), this was bound to happen. A while back, we exchanged anniversary cards, the same anniversary card. Cute at first, but in hopes of preventing this from ever happening again, I finally hit up the most obvious place to shop. I also started this rule where I bought cards that were blank inside. I always felt like a lazy bastard when I would write happy birthday when it already reads ‘Happy Birthday!’ Now I have to write something AND be sincere about it.

My latest purchases:

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Find more awesome cards here at Two Guitars’ shop.

images via scott ballard.



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I think she thinks today is ALL about her. That’s ok, I don’t mind at all.

I met Katie my first quarter of college in Santa Barbara. She was in my writing class and was the only one who seemed to really appreciate my biting sarcasm and shared mutual distaste for the hack who taught the course. In our larger classes together, we’d heckle all the a-holes who would ask a million questions two minutes before class ended by muttering and sometimes shouting, ‘take it up in office hours asshole’. Yes, I was THAT obnoxious. What can I say? I was 17 and not living with my overly strict Asian parents.

She stuck around Santa Barbara well after graduation to teach at a local elementary school. About six years ago, she moved to Buffalo, New York for graduate school. In the 16 years since we’ve know each other, we only write letters to each other. Like snail mail, postage and everything. No emails allowed, that’s the rule. Jesus Christ, my hand starts to cramp just thinking about not being able to type an email. And every year we exchange birthday and Christmas gifts (via mail!). She was even at my wedding ten years ago.

Here’s to that god-awful 8AM writing class. If not for that, I wouldn’t have met my life long pen pal.

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This past weekend we enjoyed fantastic weather. And luckily, today we get it for one more day until tomorrow where we will get some showers.

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I think it’s a universal rule that if you even THINK about washing the bird shit off your car in California, clouds and rain will be on the horizon. I’m not complaining though as I welcome the chance to sport some cargo shorts and my J. Crew flip flops to the office to start the week off right. By the way, how awesome are these images? Find your weather report here.

Images via Kurtli Reidi



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Her name is Dusty but I changed it to Bucky because that suits her better.